Wyatt And His Brothers By Dave Dawson
Wyatt Earp turned to his brothers sitting astride their make-believe horses that, in reality, was the ranch fence separating the garden from the wider Yorkshire dales and, trying his best to transform his pre-pubescent treble into the mid-west baritone drawl of the cowboy movies they all loved, told them his news. ‘Pardners’, he said, adopting the parlance of the west, ‘just so you know, I’m figuring to get hitched sometime soon’. He swung his left leg over the top spar of the fence and sat ‘side saddle’ whilst they digested his news. ‘You what’, exclaimed his siblings in unison, ‘who to’?, continued the middle brother of the three identical triplets. Wyatt, or in truth, Jimmy, puffed up his chest and said ‘I was figuring to ask Miss Obrian’. ‘Miss Obrian……’ an incredulous Josh exclaimed, ‘Pardner, your nine…., she must be about….., a hundred!’. ‘I don’t care pardner, I figure she loves me, and I reckon I love her’. ‘Pardner, Jimmy, your crazy! I m...