Palomares or Excuse me Mr President by Pugh R. Whimsey
Spain is demanding that the US removes the contaminated soil around the area of Palomares where three of its plutonium bombs fell in 1966; two of which exploded, contaminating the soil of a crop growing area.
“Mr President… Mr President Sir… you need to
see this sir… it’s a direct stream from a Television News Broadcaster in
“Jeez
“No Mr
President this is about
“Jesus John, we pour billions of dollars into these tin pot South American countries and they can’t even pay us back by speakin’ English.”
“
“Europe...? That’s
“Not exactly
“So what the
hell's their contaminated soil got to do with us
“Well actually sir, it’s our mess. It’s our Plutonium.”
“The hell you
say
“No Mr President, it was our Plutonium, our bombs sir. When the bombs exploded they contaminated the soil in the region.”
“They stole
our Plutonium and built bombs, now they want us to clean up their friggin’
mess? Serve the bastards right
“Not exactly Mr President, we had something of a blip you might say, a minor incident at the time Sir, one of our bombers collided with its refuelling plane, causing it to drop four nuclear bombs in the area. One was out to sea, but three landed at this place Palomares sir, two exploded, releasing Plutonium which has contaminated the soil, now Spain is demanding we remove the contaminated soil as it’s a salad crop growing area.”
“Hell
“No Mr President this happened back in 1966.”
“1966, and
they haven't noticed it 'til now? Hell
“Well actually they did notice Mr President, but we told them it’d all be OK.”
“Goddam it
“Putin didn’t
invade
“He invaded
“No Mr
President, he's invaded
“
“No Mr
President, but
“Thank God
for that
my milk ‘n’ cookies,
and my afternoon nap yet
“Close Mr President.”
“I need it
Wonderful, as usual..!
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ReplyDeletePugh Pugh, Barney McGrew!!!
ReplyDeleteThis will forever be at the heart of the groups written achievements, a classic David piece.
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