I
wrote this during the covid lockdown when I couldn’t even take the dog out.
Consequences
Charles
Roberts
Hi Dave, just a quick
note to tell you what’s happening back here.
You’ve probably heard about this Covid-19 business, everybody says that
it came from China, but I think that it comes from America and they’re just
trying to blame the Chinese. You know
what the Yanks are like, they have to have someone to be paranoid about. Reds under the bed and all that, well we
think that this Trump fella is paranoid about the Chinese, I wonder if he has
ever had a take away. Anyway, you know
this virus thing comes from the same town where apple have all their stuff
made. All your iPads and iPhones and
Apple computers.
Well they sell a new
iPhone over here for about eight or nine hundred quid, but they are built in
China for less than a hundred dollars, which is about eighty quid in real
money. I reckon that the Chinese workers
have said that they want more of the action, more of the money. So, the Americans have said ‘we’ll soon put a
stop to that,’ and someone from the CIA or other intelligence agency has gone
over there, impersonating an Apple executive, and let loose this virus. Never thinking that it would spread to the
rest of the world
Well back to the news
from here. This virus thing is causing
havoc. I’m still going into work, the
bus is standing room only as usual, nothing changes, they say that you should
wear a mask in public, but sod that; they’re just trying to regiment
everybody. You know, turn us all into
zombies or something, same with this injection, they’re putting chips into you
so that they can track your movements, then the coppers can arrest you at any
time for doing nothing. Anyway those who
can work from home are doing that, especially the ones with kids, so the work
load has increased for the rest of us, because a lot of the ones with kids are
slow in getting their work back to the office.
Anyway, spring bank
holiday was brilliant, shame you weren’t here.
The class of twenty ten met up for a couple of days enjoyment. All the gang turned out, except you that is,
and Gazza brought that Sally along. You
remember Sally, don’t you? She was in
the class behind us. She lives with her
Granny. You really fancied her, but never plucked up the courage to ask her
out. We met up Sunday about ten and went
down the park, the café by the boating lake is still open, and had a drink and
talked about the old times and absent friends, it’s a wonder if your ears
weren’t burning, until the coppers turned up and moved us on so we just split
up and met by the café in the rose garden and had another coffee. We just mooched round the park after that,
then decided to meet up Monday and drive to the coast and spend some time
soaking up the rays on the beach.
Monday we all met up and
the twenty of us went to the coast in five cars. The place was busy, we had difficulty parking
on the front. We spent some time on the
beach, even had a paddle in the sea, but it was bloody cold, then we went to
Greasy Lill’s for fish and chips. The
café was closed, but you can buy take aways.
We ate them on the benches opposite.
Then someone, Bri. I think, suggested that we go to the Red Lion for a
pint or two. The pub was shut, but the
beer garden, round the back, was open so we went round there. God it was heaving, you could hardly
move. They were serving the drinks
through the windows. We ended up sitting
by the fence at the back of the garden, all the tables and chairs were full.
We had a brilliant day, I
didn’t want it to end, just to go back to work the following day, and that
infernal bus ride, being packed in like a sardine and having to pay for the
pleasure. We got back to town about six
and I decided to go and visit my Nan, she’s in a council care home now you
know, well they wouldn’t let me in, but as her room is on the ground floor, I
went round and we talked through the open window. The old girl seemed happy in there, and it took
a weight off my mum’s shoulders, she’s got enough to cope with, Dad’s bed bound
now, his back has gone altogether.
Anyway, about a fortnight
later everything started to happen. My
Nan was rushed to hospital in the middle of the night, she couldn’t breathe, and
she died two days later of that Covid-19 thing.
I don’t know how she could have got it, probably one of those so-called
nurses, none of them are properly qualified you know, took it in. So far, it’s killed seven or eight in there,
damn council don’t give a fig for them in there. Then I heard that Sally and her Gran had both
caught it and had died. Then the twins,
Di and Bri had it, but Bri didn’t make it, I didn’t know that he had asthma,
did you? Their mum also went as did my
dad.
The class of twenty ten
is somewhat depleted Dave. I think, at
the last count there were twelve of us left standing. Four are in intensive care. We all came down with this bloody virus, god
knows where we could have picked it up from.
I mean it’s not as though we did anything stupid or anything. We just had a brilliant weekend. There’s not many of our grandparents left
standing either, I think that there are, well I don’t know and I’m not speculating.
Well I have to go now
because a rather pretty little nurse wants to put a catheter in my right hand. I think that I’m in there as long as I play
my cards right. She has a twinkle in her
eyes whenever she come to me. I’ll be
pleased when I can breathe properly again.
You’ll be all right though won’t you?
The Navy will look after you.
Where are you good-willing this time?
Last I heard was that you were on your way to New Zealand for a good-will
visit.
You enjoy yourself mate,
bring us back a Kiwi if you can find one, and I’ll write again as soon as I’m
out and about again.
Take care, as we always
do.
Very poignant Charles....how soon we forget....nice one.
ReplyDeleteThis is a very well written piece that reminds me once again of how COVID affected so many people. Then there were all the conspiracy theories around it. Well done Charles, the words read as if I were actually speaking with someone.
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