The Almanzora English Library - by T.A.Fynes
Honeycutt stood in front of the library and studied
the plaque. His Spanish, and totally
baffled companion, General de Brigada Diego Gutiérrez, was standing beside him.
They had secured Albox,
as a matter of national security. It was now hermetically sealed off from the
rest of Spain. Nothing was moving in or out.
All mobile and Internet
communication had been blocked from around a 100Km radius. Spanish fighter jets
and US E-3 AWACS where flying top-cover. Nothing was being left to chance.
“OK,” said Honeycutt,
“Let’s get in, and get to the bottom of this mess.”
Honeycutt’s security
team entered the library and swept the building.
“What’s upstairs?” barked
Honeycutt.
“I’ve been told it’s an
empty room used by some crazy writers’ group,” replied Gutiérrez.
Honeycutt pushed
through the doors into the library proper. To be met by a group of very
frightened elderly people.
“Who are these,”
“These are the people
you wanted rounded up General. They run the library.”
“You speak any English,”
he snapped at one of the elderly ladies, who promptly fainted.
“Good God,” shouted Honeycutt,
“get her some water.”
Gutiérrez grabbed the
General by his arm. “General these people run the library.
It’s called the Almanzora
English Library. They all speak English.”
A younger woman presented herself in front of the
General. “Can I ask what the hell is going on?” We’ve been pulled out of our
beds in the middle of the night and dragged down here, by the Spanish army.”
“And you are?” asked Honeycutt.
“Nagata Luminoso, I run the writers group upstairs,” she
said, trying her best to remain calm.
“This is a very serious matter Ms Luminoso, Nagata,
can I call you Nagata?”
“No, you can’t call me Nagata, just who the hell are
you Sir.”
“General Brad Honeycutt, US UAP Group Commander.”
“UAPs? This is about
bloody UFOs. You cannot be serious!!!”
Honeycutt continued, “We have a Rover up on Mars. We
also have a robo-copter that is flying missions taking pictures.
The crowd in the library had calmed down, as they
listened to the General.
“There are very large Lava Tubes on Mars. Big enough
to hold a city. Yesterday our Martian copter sent back these pictures from
inside one of these Lava Tubes. The General passed around the pictures.
There were gasps from the elderly group.
“Yes,” said Honeycutt. Those are Top Secret pictures
from a Lava Tube on Mars showing this building, ‘The Almanzora English Library.’
You can read the goddamn plaque on the wall. This building is on Mars. And we
want to know how it goddamn got there.”
“It’s not this exact building,” said Nagata, “It’s a
copy, a duplicate”.
“I don’t give a damn, “said Honeycutt, as he glared at
her and the group, “Someone here, helped put it there. And we’re going to find
out who it is?”
“Can we at least send out for Pizza and toilet paper,”
said Nagata to the General. “This is going to be a long night.”
Wonderful 😂 Lovely pace of writing and fabulously funny.
ReplyDeleteBrilliantly written, I loved the humour in this story, made me chuckle 🤭
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