The Ice cream slowly melted by Pugh R, Whimmsey
…the ice-cream slowly melted. A small bell, tinkling wildly, shattered the silence of the tiny attic studio. With a grunt of annoyance at the interruption, Leonardo da Vinci put down his brushes and picked up the small tin can. Pulling the string taught he put the can to his lips and shouted into it. “Florence one, Caio, who dis?” “Issa Florence two Senoré,” came a thin tinny voice “Issa Angelo from the Negorio di Torte, your favourite Confetteria Senoré, you paintin’ da portrait o’ ma mistress da moaning Lisa…” “Si, so watta you want?” “Senoré, you will not believe wot aah have jus’ invented, da Iced Creama, molta specialé!” “You drunk again Anglo, Iced Creama was invented seven centuries ago.” “Senoré, dis no jus’ Iced Creama, dis bellissima, dissa magnifica… dissa da mos’ perfect sensation anyonna’s ever tasted. I tell you Senoré, you give da spoonful to da moaning Lisa an’ she will be Putty inna your han’s… “ “Inna my han’s she’ll be Pretty? Angelo, havva you seen